hermyonie:

lionvillage:

public schooling is a joke i mean you put 200 kids in each grade who are all different and need personalized education and classes and hate each other and you deprive them of using the restroom, eating when they get hungry, etc. and you expect them to be perfect students like no

private school is also a joke you do the exact same thing, make everything harder, and also charge money for it

(Source: boybug)

Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules:

    Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,

  • Percy:

    Oh, yeah? Me too.

  • Hercules:

    Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.

  • Percy:

    Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.

  • Hercules:

    I fought the Nemean Lion.

  • Percy:

    No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?

  • Hercules:

    I've fought a hydra.

  • Percy:

    Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.

  • Hercules:

    I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,

  • Percy:

    Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.

  • Hercules:

    Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.

  • Percy:

    I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.

  • Hercules:

    *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,

  • Percy:

    Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*

  • Hercules:

    I --

  • Percy:

    Dude, I could go all day.

  • Hercules:

    *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -

  • Percy:

    Been there.

  • Hercules:

    The minotaur --

  • Percy:

    Done that. I was twelve.

  • Hercules:

    I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!

  • Percy:

    Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.

  • Herucles:

    Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*

  • Percy:

    Well, we done here?

  • Hercules:

    *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.

  • Percy:

    Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...

  • Hercules:

    *jumps into the river Styx*

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